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These are 5 resolutions that we should set for the rest of our lives.

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“I’m really glad you found a babysitter tonight.”
“Naw, I’m just keeping track of Baby Dan with my iPhone.”
“Oh…”
“Yeah, it’s great. When baby gets fussy, I setup my iPhone to call your phone.”
ringing.
“Uhm, that’s not me.”
“Uh oh, I accidentally brought my iPhone…S#$%, we need to make a stop on the way to the bar.”
Hm, even if [...]

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“Katy Perry Wardrobe Malfunction.”
“Yeah, I heard about that. I couldn’t find the pics online, though.”
“Katy Perry topless.”
“No, it was just a nip slip.”
“Katy Perry nip slip.”
“Dude, what the f%&# is a matter with you? Oh…you’re on the phone. Well, now I feel retarded.”
“Hey, look what I found.”
“Is that a nipple?…Sweet.”

Google is expected to launch a [...]

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